We Be Moving

Today is my 7th year anniversary of being married to my hubzband. He's cute, so I may just try to stick it out.

So. What has happened since my last post? Why haven't I posted? I think people post to their blogs when things are a bit settled, because they have more time. Wait, maybe that's just me. Maybe other people post to blogs to work through stressful events.

We're moving!

Um, maybe. I mean, we are putting our ever-loving house on the veritable market. I love the fact that we are doing this during the shittiest time to put your house on the market. It simultaneously makes me laugh/vomit and work really hard.

I applied to "Designed to Sell" and got through to the second tier. Haven't heard anything, but that's fine. I know I can stage the house really well. That's my job after all. I'm paid a pretty penny to set shit up to sell to middle America. Why can't I sell a house as well?

My goal is to sell our house for even one dollar more than we paid for it. That would make me feel like Wonder Woman.

ta ta.