Story 2: We've been had! Duped!

Once upon a time, I deposited our paychecks today. When I stole a quick glance at our balance, I noticed something quite peculiar indeed! Our balance was at negative $1,000 some odd dollars.

"How silly and rather anomalous!" I declared to no one in particular.

Upon arriving home, and muttering something under my breath to Christian about us being "fucked", or some such nonsense, I hightailed it to my online bank site.

This is precisely when I noticed that a pesky third party had found their way into our checking account, and subsequently, our hearts.

Me: "What if the poor little guy is hungry? Why, he must be if he went to all that trouble! He was even too embarrassed to ask us for help directly. I feel that we must have been hand-chosen by God himself to come to the aid of this fellow. What do you say, Christian?"


This is the exact point in time at which Christian turned into the God of Hellfire.


Upon arriving back at our financial institution at 4:55, we were ushered in to speak with "Dave", who straightened out the whole mess for us. Or, at least he started to straighten out the whole mess.

We'll see what tomorrow brings. We are in the midst of a full-fledged "case". I'm so excited and happy to finally have something to break up this monotonous existence of ours. Fini.