Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Post Script

P.S. If I am found dead in a heap on my dining room floor, it is simply because I can't breathe due to all the gas my doggy is emitting. Damn her anus. All of the windows are open and it's still inconceivably suffocating in here. Fare thee well.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

We tried putting a cork in our dog to stop this, but the poor bastard floated away.

Maybe I should have tied a string to him.